does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
i just got a text from someone i didnt know that said “happy birthday!” so i was like “wrong number but happy birthday to whomever this was meant for” and then i just got another text from a different unknown number that said “thank you!”
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
in a healthy, close relationship of any kind, when something upsets you, you need to bring it up. as soon as possible, even. cultivate an environment in which you both can talk about things that upset you, with the utmost attention to everyone’s feelings. it’s a really simple thing to do but it’s a thing i’ve been working on for a while and i’m getting actual nice things happening as a result
fat people are allowed to exist without your shitty approval stop acting like you care about people’s health fuck off
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so much. And then I thought about gynecologists.
if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake