1. suspiciousmilk:

    does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

    (via lesbians-and-bathsalts)

  2. severalgoblins:

    i just got a text from someone i didnt know that said “happy birthday!” so i was like “wrong number but happy birthday to whomever this was meant for” and then i just got another text from a different unknown number that said “thank you!”

    (via beaconchills)

  3. preys:

    Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

    (via starfckersinc)

    • cat owner: hears noise from the next room over
    • cat owner: i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop
  4. Stop Chris Pratt before it’s too late 2k14

    (Source: calvinjcandie, via swagarian)

  5. "I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
    anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

    (via rlyharls)

  6. (Source: pizzaight, via starfckersinc)

  7. (Source: missilee, via meechwoods)

  8. (Source: zimbabwe2003, via meechwoods)

  9. eirstegalkin:

    in a healthy, close relationship of any kind, when something upsets you, you need to bring it up. as soon as possible, even. cultivate an environment in which you both can talk about things that upset you, with the utmost attention to everyone’s feelings. it’s a really simple thing to do but it’s a thing i’ve been working on for a while and i’m getting actual nice things happening as a result

    (via beaularbear)

  10. pizzafemme:

    fat people are allowed to exist without your shitty approval stop acting like you care about people’s health fuck off

    (via synchronizedlovers)

  11. firelorcl:

    dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

    (via lesbians-and-bathsalts)

  12. (Source: pjransone, via beaularbear)

  13. caseyanthonyofficial:

    I took my kitten to the vet and all the veterinarians were all cuddling him and tickling him and going “awwwwww” and I realized that even though they see kittens every day they never get tired of it because they love them so much. And then I thought about gynecologists.

    (via therantingsofacollegegay)

  14. rnackenzie:

    if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

    (via lesbians-and-bathsalts)


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